discovered nudist notices the timer driven outside lights didn’t go on because I had forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in nudism porn of your home in a surburban neighborhood, no fences anywhere and I live in a cul de sac. Hmmmmmmm, quick look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, along with the other neighbors we do not speak to…heck with it. It’s right outside the door, NO ONE is around I’ll only step outside real quickly, alter the timer and no damage done right? Right.
Open door, step though, shut door because inside lights are on and I don’t need to supply a detailed shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyhow) neighbors.
Adjust timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…devise swear words while feelings of overexposure set in.
Fast look around while attempting to recall if we actually bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to set in exterior somewhere for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on the counter. Amazing. Rapid mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I resided on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is split open.
Amazing. I will only quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive up in the van AND my neighbors around the way who live in their back yard walk by on the sidewalk with their dog.
Fantastic. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility isn’t a birthright, it’s explained by one’s activities.